We will start with the Low so we can end on a High!
Low
A lickable lift. First in, OK, it would be pretty cool but who wants sloppy seconds?! Bad Jaffa Cakes, bad
High
I think everyone will agree with this! Leading to the possibility of a tour. This could change everything…
However it wasn’t a hologram. It was a magic trick


The jaffa cake lift would make everyone permenantly hungry… BAD lift!
And does it actual taste of jaffa cakes? Or just a dry papery lick?
Its actual jaffa cakes. Or at least the elements that make the jaffa cake. After the first few goes it would be an absolute horrible mess!
Oh no that is just wrong, what a waste of jaffa cakes!